So I was told yesterday that she loves me in my most natural state. I was a bit confused and needed clarification.
– “When you first wake up and your hair disheveled with no product…just your most natural state.”
I’m really not trying to sound like some sort of hyper-romantic, but it’s such an odd sensation…someone finding you that attractive at your most (self-proclaimed) grossest state. Trust me kids, me + mornings are not a pretty thing. Hair all sorts of out-of-wack, crusty eye balls and some maaad dragon breath. mmm…
Even weirder, I believe her.